Lemony Snicket

The pen name of an author of a series of books with a very repetitive plot where misfortunes always occur for the Baudelaire siblings. His real name is Daniel Handler.

I could only read up to book the fifth of Lemony Snicket's series, because I couldn't stand being any more bored.

by Oh em gee it's Rachel. July 30, 2008

lemon square

A nicer, classier code word for a vagina. It's as simple as that.

Yo girl, lemme git at dat lemon square.

Do you like to eat lemon squares?

by Kris XVX June 29, 2011

Strawberry Lemonade

When a girl is on her period, her strawberry lemonade is the mixture of piss and period blood

I just got five dollars for drinking my sister's strawberry lemonade.

by Nolan Scracthmapole March 29, 2010

Lemon Seeds

Seeds from a lemon.

Goddamnit, I almost choked on lemon seeds.

by Billcheese1 February 12, 2010

When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade

Life rarely gives you lemons but assholes are given aplenty. So this would be the more accurate version of the old saying.

A: That was really classy how you solved that argument with your boss.

B: Yep I had to, I had to be the bigger person you know despite ogf him being an asshole. You know "When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade"

by Cont78 March 29, 2010

Lemon Drops

A drug named because Lemon Juice is used to extract the DXM out of cough medicine and then placed into pill capsules.

Paul was poppin some Lemon Drops earlier today, now hes out.

by Kaelvin July 28, 2008

Lemont

A word used to describe something immensely boring.

Dude that place is so lemont i would rather get gang raped in prison.

by whoaimlemont April 21, 2011