loaf check

The process of checking the quality of a cats loaf position.

Loaf check:
- No tail
- No paw visible
That’s a 10/10 loaf

by JoannaMeow March 09, 2023

bone loaf

when you bone a loaf

"Yo I had bone loaf last night"
"Thats sick cuh"

by Stinkletin November 16, 2022

Bulgarian hog loaf

Hog loaf from the land of Bulgaria. Often times is so juicy and tender it melts in your mouth and leaves a coat of Bulgarian oxide. You have to wash your mouth for 1 hour to get rid of this coating. Is the most nutritious food of the 21st century.

Man, I tried Bulgarian hog loaf and it was so good!

by Bryce loves boobs November 16, 2023

Tiddy loaf

So you take two tiddy

And put them together

Tiddy loaf

Friend: Are you okay?
Me: Tiddy loaf

“Oh my god

What’s this?

Could it be
TIDDYLOAF?!?!”

“There are no accidents
Only tiddyloaf”

All hail
T I D D Y L O A F”

by The ultimate evil March 13, 2021

Loafing

The act of an animal to take the shape of a loaf of bread

My cat was loafing on the couch

by XxX Potatobread Slayer XxX June 15, 2021

Loafing

The action of an animal, particularly a cat or a dog, resting in a position that resembles the appearance of a loaf of bread.

Man, my shiba inu looks like a loaf of bread when he's resting!
OMG, he's loafing!

by Pr0FsR January 31, 2021

Loafing

To “lack” or to NOT have a gun on you

“Damn why you out here loafing?”
“I’m not going out there loafing”

by KeelahB May 07, 2024