I heard that Derek was shooting guns at kittens on Saturday!
My hot chick is a kitten. And luckily I know how to shoot one.
My hot chick is a kitten. And luckily I know how to shoot one.
by fancyphoenix March 11, 2016
Get the shooting guns at kittensmug. If you're in a cozy friendship with somebody and want to take it to the next level, tell them "I want to bear your kittens!"
If they start building a nest in the sock drawer, it's a really good sign.
If they start building a nest in the sock drawer, it's a really good sign.
When Madge told Mike, "I want to bear your kittens!" she was ecstatic when he brought her a dead mouse and started nosing around in the sock drawer to build a nest.
by scodder May 6, 2010
Get the bear your kittensmug. The most majestic being ever created by God. It was born in southern china and eats the souls over evildoers. And everything else as well. Basically if you go near it, you have been eaten. Only one man can ever tame this beast. A man with the I initials JV. He is the most glorious man ever birthed. Women cry at the sight of him and men want to be him. One day he will ride this majestic beast into the sunset with his forty foot tall rubber ducky Renaldo at his side. When this day cums. The world will be at peace. For the most gracious thing in the world has just happened.
by I am the chosen one October 9, 2013
Get the chinese fire kittenmug. Today kitty was pouty when daddy had to get off the phone; she was being a cute bratty little kitten.
by Kitten cuteness October 26, 2019
Get the bratty little kittenmug. by Bizzykid00 April 24, 2017
Get the white kittenmug. by JonathonT123 January 19, 2020
Get the Sex kittenmug.