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Athletic Kid

The annoying person that can span from the age of 4 all the way up to 25. He or she, usually he, is the kid that would sprint around the gym/track when the gym teacher says a jog/walk.
Gym teacher: Ok everybody! We are now going to do a nice slow jog around the gym.
Athletic kid:*starts to sprint while laughing at everyone he passes, thinking he looks cool, but actually looks retarded*. (The gif. below is a good representation on what this kid looks like.)
by A_Bi_Legend November 12, 2020
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Coolest kid

Coolest kid could be anyone.
You wouldn’t know who.
LAME Kid1: Hey, who’s the coolest kid around here?
LAME Kid2: Only the one and only Coolkid89!
LAME Kid3: WOW! Their name even sounds cool!
by Not Niki December 8, 2021
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Clark kids

Despite originating on the planet Earth, Clark kids are actually a species of alien. They have achieved this by chiefing so much that their territory, Clark Park, has actually spiritually ascended to the astral plane. They practice an ascetic lifestyle mirroring European monks they call "fiending", which consists of relying, to varying degrees, on other people's weed and food to survive.

The average Clark kid greetings are "who need loud" or "u tryna match?". These are both expressions conveying benevolence in Clark kid culture, as well as social status markers. Social status among Clark kids is determined by quantity of marijuana, similar to how some cultures associate social status with the size of their cattle herd. Traditional Clark kid clothing is a hoodie, pants, and some dirty ass Vans. Some traditional Clark activities include boxing, playing music, stealing from other Clark kids, and ghosting blunts.
Among Clark kids, the words 'bet' , 'merch', and 'facts' all mean 'yes'.
by soberboy63 December 11, 2018
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loud kid

1. A kid, most commonly a CS major, who is excessively loud, even when confined to small spaces. Hobbies include talking over professors and TA's and increasing the average volume vector of any room he occupies.
"Did you see the way the TA shut down loud kid in recitation today? That was awesome!"

"Yeah. I hate that guy."

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"OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP LOUD KID!!"
by SageofWisdom July 25, 2008
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Kid Amogus

Spelled backwards means Sugoma Dik (Suck on my dick). Mostly used to trick kids into the trap.
Person 1: Hey! What's Kid Amogus Backwards?
Person 2: HAHA! Sugoma Dik (suck on my dick)
by anonymous March 5, 2022
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Kid Buu

Kid buu Blew up the earth in his first episode
by jakepaul hater 2169 May 1, 2022
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Sludge Kid

A “Sludge Kid” is a term generally used to describe a fairly indecent human being, typically being male. Factors typically include a guppy face with a stern fat-to-muscle radium of 64%. Sharing many similarities with the infamous boo-boo kid, sludge kids have a lethal toxicity, a result from all of the sunnyd they ingest. Studies suggest that there are approximately 2.5 billion sludge kids today, and rising with a staggering rate.
sludge kid wake up; you’re up to bat!
by JuciGmon July 5, 2019
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