The trio of brothers, who made their success by being overly queer which appealed to all of the young girls who love Hanah Montana, the Jonas Brothers should be shot or kicked in the teeth repeatedly until they can actually sing.
Jessica: The Jonas brothers were awesome at their concert last night!
Timmy: What the fuck? Bitch go get your ears checked before I kick the shit out of you!
Timmy: What the fuck? Bitch go get your ears checked before I kick the shit out of you!
by John Hancockk October 20, 2008
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group of girls: omg the jonas brothers are so hot. they are all so sensitive and not afraid to show their emotions.
weird guy: omg i know
group of guys: gay
weird guy: omg i know
group of guys: gay
by tij April 6, 2008
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by he-jonathan May 5, 2021
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a band that automatically signed themselves to Disney, just so they will get fangirls and can get undeserved appreciation for their wanna-be imitation of music.
mostly loved by girls from ages 7-15.
Why anyone 13+ would like them is beyond me, but some people just haven't heard good music.
a band that automatically signed themselves to Disney, just so they will get fangirls and can get undeserved appreciation for their wanna-be imitation of music.
mostly loved by girls from ages 7-15.
Why anyone 13+ would like them is beyond me, but some people just haven't heard good music.
Girl1: im lyke going 2 the jonas brothers showw 2nitee!!!!!11111
Girl2: omg no wayy rlyyy????// i wannanna go soooooo bad 2 !!!!11
Girl2: omg no wayy rlyyy????// i wannanna go soooooo bad 2 !!!!11
by hfdskt5798347 July 8, 2009
Get the the jonas brothers mug.A rather slimey waste that happens when you get addicted or like stupid things such as Hannah Montana, Disney Channel and High School Musical 2.
It makes a "ploosh" noise while coming out of your backside.
It makes a "ploosh" noise while coming out of your backside.
by Linabby October 6, 2008
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