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Intelligent people who mind their own business and go about their business. Some people who still hold a grudge against the Americans for drastically bombing Hiroshima and Nagasaki with an atomic bomb on separate occassions. Their diets are fish and rice. People who are not fat, except for sumo wrestlers. They don't even own a gun. They don't give people trouble.
Pedro: Those Japanese are intelligent. The Japanese don't give people trouble. They don't have time for crime. If a Japanese person looks at the merchandise or money while others don't look, they still don't steal, otherwise, they bring shame to their families. You can even walk the streets in the wee hours of the night in Japan and leave your door open. These Japanese people are intelligent. They go to school six days a week (not Sunday). They have 4 hours of homework each day. My friend is Japanese.
Andy: Really, those Japanese people know how to live their lives. No wonder the Japanese stay out of trouble.
Pedro: My Japanese friends often complains about why those American morons bombed Japan twice, when there was another way to end WWII.
by Tokada April 13, 2007
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Japanese Firedrill

When a bunch of japnese people run out of a nuclear power plant right after tsunami.
After the tsunami hit Japan, they had the largest Japanese Firedrill on record.
by That one guy1234 September 7, 2011
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Japanese Manicure

Japanese Manicure NOUN The human act of using ones finger to probe someone else’s poopie or ripe anal cavity, and upon exiting the anus the said finger is covered in human waste.
Michael J. and Riley were playing naked together, Michael J. got excited and gave Riley a Japanese Manicure for his own thrill(er)
by Ty Swagel February 3, 2007
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Japanese Rain Goggles

Something made-up to explain that Japan has many weird inventions and to say that Japan is just a weird country overall
Jacob,thats a dumb idea.Like,Japanese rain goggles dumb.
by Magical Unicorn Bitches November 21, 2016
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Japanese Fan

When several penises enter one orafice causing the array of men to spread like a Japnese folding fan.
Did you see that gang bang scene? She was totally sporting a Japanese Fan!
by Alexis Carrington March 18, 2010
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japanese aquarium

The act of inserting a finish into a young japanese girls vagina, then having sex with her while trying to yank it out.
Hey, is this fish from that japanese aquarium i gave you last night honey?
by limbo12548 June 28, 2010
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Japanes Flag

When you bang a girl in a hotel room when she is on her period and leave a huge red spot that looks like a japanes flag on the sheets.
Oh man the people in room 212 just left me a huge japanese flag.

So did you make a japanes flag last night??
by blue duck flys at midnight November 21, 2011
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