Jimmy joking

You’re the mick, the joke is too far to be funny

*orders a 12” inch subway and when it arrives it’s 10”*
Liam: you’ve got to be jimmy joking me, this is taking the piss

by dickheadan May 6, 2018

Meter Jacking

Meter jacking is when someone leaves a parking spot before the parking meter runs out so you park there until it expires

David: If you want Polito's we gotta park down the street
Henry: Bro just see if we can start meter jacking out front. It'll only take a couple minutes

by Yung Lazlo June 29, 2018

High-Jacking

Jacking off in an Airplane

Slavery is like High-Jacking, Everyone does it but it's frowned upon

by Big b0ye 248 July 31, 2018

Flap’jacking

Someone that talks smack, over dramatizes and instigates

They are always flap’jacking everything

by dizybits May 30, 2018

Multi-Jacking

The art of masturbating whilst multi-tasking.

THIS SHIT IS INTERRUPTING MY WACK OFF BEFORE WORK TIME FUCK

Friend WACK OFF AND DRIVE TO WORK ITS CALL MULTI-JACKING

by aardvarkcum September 5, 2018

reflection jacking

reflection jacking is when you are sad or depressed but still have the urge to jack off

Kevin: dude what took you so long in the shower?
Steve: sorry dude i was reflection jacking my grandma died yesterday

by thatboiluke October 21, 2019

pump jacking

When you got to poop and its jumping in and out of your butthole

Man I gotta poop, it's pump jacking bad

by Jack deznuts October 22, 2019