I can't believe its not butter face

A girl who is so ugly you can't bare to look at her. But her face is actually not that bad.

Rob "Yo check out that huge b*tch"

Dimitri "Wow shes huge but her face isn't that bad"

Greg "Holy shit she's got an I can't believe its not butter face"

by Daga Jobin August 4, 2010

i cant believe its not butter

when you cum on a girls back and or bread then spread with a butter knife. She then eats the bread on her back you lie down on her back and you get stuck to her.

i did a i cant believe its not butter to my girl last nite.

by tkifr March 2, 2008

its on like stevie ray vaughn

This actually means that is not on since stevie ray vaughn is now dead, if he were alive it would be different.

"Dude is this bar on like tai wan or what?"
"No its on like stevie ray vaughn since there are no chicks here.

by real person typing stuff October 23, 2008

Polish Sausage that Comes With Its own Drink

How to introduce the concept of ingesting semen to your lover in the form of a joke. Much funnier than the traditional "swallow or spit?"

"Hey, honey. How 'bout a Polish sausage that comes with its own drink?"

by creedmoor May 6, 2006

its lights out and away we go

this phrase is used in f1 (formula 1)

its lights out and away we go kimi raikkonen is on the lead.

by mobilegamer28 March 2, 2021

Its like strapping my penis to a tornado!

When your in a crazy situation and everything mad, you can say "Well this is like strapping my penis to a tornado!"

You: wow this is awesome!

Me: its like strapping my penis to a tornado!

You: thats so true!

by SamLikesMelon September 14, 2012

OMG DADDY ITS SO BIG!

ITS SOMETHING BIG AND ROUND........
GUESS AGAIN.....
ITS A PAPER TOWEL ROLL💀💀💀💀
what did u think it was?
',:|

OMG DADDY ITS SO BIG! thanks honey ur gonna use it tonight >:)

by YOU_MAY_HAVE_COK&BALLZ_BUT_YOU_AINT_GOT_TORCHER!!! July 25, 2022