Pat-Pat is an endearing name for one named Patrick. Specifically, Pat-Pat is a boy scout in a manner of speaking. He is fiercely loyal, and will protect his own at all costs. Pat-Pats are easily socially tired, but make up for it with their intense charisma and comedic timing when they are with you. Pat-Pat is the one you pick for your team in a zombie apocalypse, and Pat-Pat will do his best not to let you down. Sometimes Pat-Pat will cancel last minute, but that is ok, because if you are lucky enough to be friends with a Pat-Pat, then you know that you are loved and everything will be ok.
by Marriane Noble November 20, 2023

Nicholas: "My Firefox just crashed while playing Neopets"
*Person pats their back* (This is the Ionark Pat)
*Person pats their back* (This is the Ionark Pat)
by Zero2onepath January 25, 2010

when Buddy is so dust at chel that to beat buddy mcbiscit bommer, he must only score cross crease genos.
*scores cross crease goal but forgot to call pat moore*
“ You didn’t call pat Moore bud”
“Shit”
*take 30 second no playing penalty•
“ You didn’t call pat Moore bud”
“Shit”
*take 30 second no playing penalty•
by dustymcboyobomer31 February 18, 2023

The best of the eight founding fathers of the Beta Beta chapter of Beta Theta Pi at the University of Mississippi and the subject of praise and glory at every drinking event of the fraternity.
by BetaGreat1393 December 3, 2010

When a chubby Ecuadorian convinces a questionable lady he is a doctor, then brings her back to his penthouse and performs an extremely short (literally) procedure on her lady parts. After the embarrassingly short act, he tells her she’s all clear and sends her on her way.
Oh man, don’t tell me you pulled the Ecuadorian Pat Smear ruse again. I hope you told her she had a clean bill of health before the “exam” , because she won’t after.
by Scotty Nice May 18, 2022

When you are being crazy and have very bad anger issues and can’t control yourself. Also when you studder.
by Its SLay July 12, 2018

by HTgqe May 12, 2022
