French Dessert

Sex and a cigarette. Possibly followed by wine and cheese.

Yeah, the date went well. We had dinner and then French Dessert

by IgnisAlbum September 18, 2017

French Picnic

When you go down on someone and get a troublesome pubic hair lodged in the back of your throat.

"Our first date was going swell...until he gave me a french picnic."

by goat_job May 17, 2017

French Montana

That Minecraft villager in songs

“Bruh there is a Minecraft villager with half naked women oh...wait that’s French Montana”

by Woowiewoow May 15, 2021

French novelist

polite way of saying "ball sack"; the French novelist is Honoré de Balzac

Always wear an athletic cup, so nobody accidentally kicks you in the French novelist.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 19, 2016

French pineapple

When a woman puts a pineapple ring in her vagina and invites her partner to get it out with his or her tongue

"DId you get your boyfriend anything for his birthday?"

"He is coming over later for a French Pineapple

by Kitna2Furrey September 17, 2016

french toasty

Cuddling in bed with your significant other, while being covered in a lot of blankets, Toasty.

Babe, do you wanna french toasty with me later?

by looooooolNo May 3, 2018

french prep

A colloquial word for nudes derived from Cambridge, England.

You: Can you send french prep?
Your girl: sure ;)

by British_Anon February 26, 2022