taint biter

(adj)Someone who pisses you off. A jerk or bitch.
That fucking taint biter just cut me off!
by Kim Blanchfield May 18, 2008
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Taint Baggage

A pejorative, used in place of any other phrase referring to the testicles.

Typically used when a phrase such as ball sac, gonads, nuts or any derivation thereof would be considered too flattering for the subject.
John: "Tim really pisses me off; he's like a walking, talking ball sac."
Jack: "Don't give him so much credit; he's more of a taint baggage."
by boswok October 16, 2009
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taint paint

A Large Chapstick like concoction that eases taint related ailments like chapped ass, sore gooch, rash from swamp crotch, etc. Made of bees wax, and other essential oils, and available for sale through the Taint Paint website.
"Damn man, after that 3 hour session at the strip club having chicks grind on my junk, I had to hit up some taint paint to ease the burn."
by Taint Tamer October 19, 2007
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Lawn Taint

the small strip of grass that you AND your neighbor mow, either to be neighborly or cuz neither of you know where the real property line is.
I always mow the Lawn Taint taint on either side of my property because I dont know where the real property line is.
by Q Hound July 27, 2011
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Taint Paint

the build-up of "nasty" things in a man or woman's taint,( place in between the genitals and anus), such as left over tampon strings, anal leakage, sweat, dirt, cheese, blood, commonly used as a word for vag jam.
Na man, she was gross! Her taint paint tasted like sour milk and coagulated blood.
by OG JAKEMAN January 17, 2010
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taint burgler

A person responsible for stealing or laying claim to massive amounts of taint.

Quick, hide the taint, here comes the taint burgler.

That taint burgler should be locked up for burgling all that taint.
by deedeeda July 24, 2006
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taint gasket

The part of the taint that prevents a girl from going from asshole to strait cunt
She must have blown taint gasket because she is being a cunt
by spakleboy June 18, 2014
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