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taint weasel

1.a person who enjoys sucking taint. similar to cum dumpster or even cock sucker.
2. used to compare a person's body odor to that of a taint
my ex-girlfriend jackie is a taint weasel. so is jamie.
mike, he is such a taint weasel.
by harry paratestis January 21, 2006
mugGet the taint weaselmug.

taint chips

the flakey dandruff that falls off your grundle taint region after scratching vigorously or results from extreme chaffing
My boxers are full of taint chips!!!
She gobbled my balls so hard i left her a taint chip moustache!
by RDE delco December 31, 2008
mugGet the taint chipsmug.

taint paint

A Large Chapstick like concoction that eases taint related ailments like chapped ass, sore gooch, rash from swamp crotch, etc. Made of bees wax, and other essential oils, and available for sale through the Taint Paint website.
"Damn man, after that 3 hour session at the strip club having chicks grind on my junk, I had to hit up some taint paint to ease the burn."
by Taint Tamer November 4, 2007
mugGet the taint paintmug.

Lawn Taint

the small strip of grass that you AND your neighbor mow, either to be neighborly or cuz neither of you know where the real property line is.
I always mow the Lawn Taint taint on either side of my property because I dont know where the real property line is.
by Q Hound July 28, 2011
mugGet the Lawn Taintmug.

Taint Paint

the build-up of "nasty" things in a man or woman's taint,( place in between the genitals and anus), such as left over tampon strings, anal leakage, sweat, dirt, cheese, blood, commonly used as a word for vag jam.
Na man, she was gross! Her taint paint tasted like sour milk and coagulated blood.
by OG JAKEMAN January 17, 2010
mugGet the Taint Paintmug.

taint burgler

A person responsible for stealing or laying claim to massive amounts of taint.
Quick, hide the taint, here comes the taint burgler.

That taint burgler should be locked up for burgling all that taint.
by deedeeda July 24, 2006
mugGet the taint burglermug.

touching taint

Dude, first we just the tipped it and then I went balls deep. It got outta hand and before I knew it I was all the way touching taint!
by Ohnono December 13, 2012
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