Premature wax-elation

When you wax your legs too early in the year and only have a few good days to enjoy your waxed legs, usually because of bad weather.
Ugh, I suffered from Premature Wax-elation last year when there was a sunny weekend, it rained non-stop for the next 3 weeks, if only I had waited until nearer summer.
by Ginger Squirrel April 22, 2019
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Pussy On The Chain Wax

The term "Pussy On The Chain Wax" refers to a partner that satisfies their female partner so effectively that their partner is keeping up consistent grooming of their vaginal area to prompt sexual interaction.
"My tinder date went so well, I put that pussy on the chain wax."

"My girlfriend said we needed to spice up our sex life. So last night I laid it down so good, I put that pussy on the chain wax."
by FuckYourSunshine July 07, 2022
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Wax Anxiety

A feeling of nervousness and excitement all in one. One always gets this feeling if anxiousness on the way to a Brazilian wax appointment. Followed with sweaty palms with a nervous laugh, and perhaps a feeling having to go to the pre..a very anxious feeling,
The closer we get to the front of the line for the roller coaster, the more I have ‘wax anxiety.’
by Crack of Dawn May 20, 2023
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Max "Wax" Jackson

a dumb gay boi stupid man who wishes he was more like his brother.
"Oh hey, Max "Wax" Jackson, why you looking a little down today?"
"Well, I just wish I wasn't a dumb gay boi stupid man and was more like my brother ya know?"

"Its okay, I wish I was like him too."
by fijihasbiggay November 12, 2020
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wax my shit

Go home after a long day and jerk off until your dick feels waxy
I can't wait to go home and wax my shit
by A_Millz February 18, 2016
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wax my window

Get out! No way, Jose! Shut the front door! Holy crap! Scrape me off the ceiling, dude!
As in, your first time hearing a mind-blowing song, by someone you didn’t even know performed it.
Have you heard “Power of Soul” by Jimi Hendrix? Wax my window, man. It’s freakin awesome.
by Camilla T. Jones January 27, 2021
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waxing the rocket

Masturbation with the intent of cumming ferociously.
My horniness astounds me, I will be waxing the rocket to relieve this pressure.
by Jacknapier75 November 04, 2015
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