camel humper

Camel Humper...
In Texas we enjoy calling people that are from the middle east camel humpers.

Osama bin laden likes to have sex with camels while he is not busy hiding from the u.s.a.

by Tasha April 6, 2005

Eye-Humper

A person who Eye-Humps others. Is often also a Butter Golem or otherwise resembles a living, drooling mass of pizza dough. Eye-Humpers usually develop eyestrain due to all the eye-humping they do, forcing them to wear inch-thick glasses, which unfortunately only serves to enhance the creepyness of the Eye-Humper.

The term "Eye-Hump" originates from an episode of Family Guy in which Peter Griffin complains that "every guy in the room is eye-humping my wife." The term "Eye-Humper" was first used by either me or one of my friends in reference to pasty mass of flesh who eye-humped me throughout my Junior year of High School. "The Eye-Humper" is used as a suffix after the given name or nickname. "Elmo the Eye-Humper," for example.

Elmo the Eye-Humper used to eye-hump me back to the stone age in Junior Year. It only stopped when my friend mentioned it in an essay he read to the entire class.

by Jack D. Ripper August 16, 2004

Get Me Some Hump

What happens when your ex has your kids for the night & you...

"He has the kids tonight, so I'm gonna get me some hump!"

Seriously... This was shouted out in a crowded city bus, much to the amusement of the other riders!

by =^_^= MR30W =^_^= July 4, 2008

Hump Day

Wednesday's are the middle of the work week and, seems like it takes a weed to get to wednesday. I am usually exhausted by Wednesday.

Hump Day and I feel liked I have been Humped all Day!

by bobbyhotrod April 12, 2011

humayl

A retardosauras rex who gets more head than a pillow and loves to eat dick. He also is a gay faggot and loves to eat dick.

Hi im humayl i love dick and dinosaurs and retards.

by Harold The Helicopter April 3, 2018

Dry Hump

Sending a picture message of your junk to a stranger's phone while it is on vibrate mode.

I was bored so I dry humped everybody on page 264 in the phone book.

by Carlos Carlson July 25, 2011

hump day

wednesday (from the notion that it is the hump of the workweek)

Things will go very smoothly by hump day.

by Light Joker April 9, 2006