hipster

there isn't much difference between hipsters and indie kids. their favorite color is probably either yellow or red. they like triangles, owls, and they all smoke. hipsters MUST know what omegle and 4chan are, lolcats and insanewolfs are a must, too. every hipster needs a camera. they'll take pictures, put them in black and white, and they're automatically photographers. they spend most of their time complaining on tumblr, and making fun of hipsters for being hipsters. they constantly bicker about twilight and harry potter, often favoring harry potter. yeah sure, hp and twilight have nothing in common, but who cares? hipsters don't.

person a: what's that lyric from?
person b: oh, just some obscure band you've most likely never heard of.

person a: LOLOLOL look at that hipster.
person b: lulz, i know.

person a: i have so many followers on tumblr, but they all delete my cred!

by George Oscar Bluthe July 6, 2010

Hipster

People who complain about hipsters.

A true hipster would love hipsters, cause everyone else apparently hates them.

by Milo123456789 September 26, 2010

hippy

someone who does not believe in the need for violence, money or commercialism. often misrepresented as lazy and dishonest, or confused wih mystics (who believe in all the sh*t faery stuff). very often to be found on anti-war protests, legalisation of cannabis marches etc.

example of a hippy phrase: perform random kindness and senseless acts of beauty

by riffraff May 2, 2004

Hipster bitch

1: The act of a hipster bitching about yet another ear-numbing topic, usually about how everyone else in the world is fake, ugly, and probably sleeps with donkeys.

2: A one-way ticket to Whiney Friendless Bitch Town. Population: you.

"MAAHH! I SO GOT THE FRANS FERDINAND CD BEFORE YOU DID!"
"EW! WHY ARE THEY ON MAINSTREAM RADIO! I TOTALLY CAN'T LISTEN TO THEM ANYMORE!"

"Please die. Now. "

by EFrye March 13, 2005

Hipsterdufus

Someone who is hip in their own mind but a dufus in the view of mainstream society.

Kramer always thought he was trendy and everyone else thought he was weird.

by Mike S. August 13, 2004

Clever Hippy

A truely amazing Runescape player.

He is a legend amongst men, one of the best barrow pures and pkers in the game.

Fear him.

Player 1: OMFG THERE IS CLEVER HIPPY!!
Player 2: WOW HE IS SO COOL I WISH I WAS CLEVER HIPPY!!!

Example 2.

Player 1: wow that guy is so cool.
Player 2: yeah that's cleber happy.
Played 1: you mean clever hippy idiot
Player 2: yeah i suck ffs

by Andrew Gowerr December 14, 2008

hipster

Forget everything you know about hipsters its all wrong. Hipsters are the third gender of the human race, these individuals segregate themselves from the other two genders by sporting their own gender specific fashion, culture and music. The hipster gender has to this day baffled the scientific community for they play no part in reproduction nor contribute to society what so ever (because they usually have no job and live off their parents trust fund ... its fucking true). The usual human hipster would generally perceive members of other genders as inferior, rejecting all ideas and culture of the genders and referring to it as being "too mainstream" a term they use for something that doesn't appeal to their gender much like a man playing with barbie dolls or a woman who is somewhere other than the kitchen. Hipsters are usually found boasting about their great knowledge on pointless topics that most people wouldn't really give a shit about and their useless philosophy/art degree that they cant and wont use. Scientist theorize that the reason the hipster gender is not found in the wild is because the members of the gender had long ago died off. The hipster lifestyle is not compatible in the wild for there are no Cafes, Parliament Cigarettes, Crappy Indie Music and all carnivorous hipster animals would have perished from refusing to consume meat. Also like the whole population of the United States all hipsters have no clue as to the correct usage of the word "irony"

Hipster: I wear prescription glasses even tho i dont even need them cos im being ironic hurr derrrrp.

by thatdude2012 July 8, 2011