two boiled eggs in a handkerchief

A term used to describe the ideal look for a tight ass.

j "Boy does Shakira have a cute ass!"
t "Yeah man its two boiled eggs in a handkerchief alright!"

by invalidrecord June 27, 2009

Tahiti One Handed Deluxe

You take one hand and dip it completely in hot sauce. Start thrusting this into his/her anus. After the anus is wide open pour an entire bottle of ketchup and hot sauce into it. Make him/her excrete this onto a taco then make him/her eat that taco.

That tahiti one handed deluxe was great, but at the end the taco was not very enjoyable.

by "Big" Charlie April 3, 2007

German Handgrenade

the act when the person is recieving a rim job, farts into the mouth of the giver, in then which the giver goes from ass to mouth.

Last night Kelly sharted during our German handgrenade.

by will millner December 11, 2008

hanger upper

A person who hangs up during a phone call.

Ashley is such a hanger upper! I told her not to hang up and she did!

by Mariella March 12, 2005

hanger appeal

The appeal of a large-breasted woman with a great "rack" that seem to "hang" there on her chest.

This babe's hot!!! She's got a lot of hanger appeal!!!

by carlbigman October 9, 2006

Hanger

Means something is really cool, awesome, interesting, or good.

Damn, that's fucking hanger dude!!

This is really hanger man, thanks.

Damn, you see that hanger ass chick walk by!!

by Cash Money Fade August 6, 2011

Recursive Coat Hanger Abortion

The process of impregnating a girl, aborting the fetus with a coat hanger, placing the fetus in the girl's anus, having anal intercourse with the girl, impregnating the fetus, aborting the fetus' fetus with the same coat hanger, sticking that fetus in the first fetus' anus and having anal intercourse with the girl and the first fetus, impregnating the second fetus and repeating, ad infinitum

I thought that biddy went to take a shit, but she really was just passing 4 fetuses from her most recent recursive coat hanger abortion.

by A bent coat hanger July 19, 2010