Halpert

Halpert(verb)
When your friend makes a bad joke so you overreact so he won't feel bad...

Example
Me: *Tells a joke*
Friend: omg so fucking funny I cant ahahah🤣😂🤣😂
Me: did you just halpert me?

by Thehoemaker December 26, 2020

Trondhein Hammer Dance

Lady-Beating 'Dance' in Monty Python, now in use as anything in which the true purpose is disguised under the pretence of cultural activities.

Zeez was zer Trondhein Hammer Donce, weech is performed every 25 minutes in zer Norwegian town of TRONDHEIM. In vich zee old ladies are stuck about zer head veeth round sticks, or KNURTEL. (original Monty Pythin context)

So the council put on a skate-fest last month, but it was just a Trondhein Hammer Dance. They wanted to up the local spending in the district to justify another pay rise.

by ValhallaShoes October 16, 2005

shit hammered through a small hole

To look or feel terrible, as would shit when forcibly extruded through a tiny hole.

A general expression of utter terribleness.

"Man you look hungover!"
"Yeah, I feel like shit hammered through a small hole"

by Miketar January 17, 2008

Dingle Hammer

A special hammer used for smashing the dingleberries off of your ass hairs.

"He pulled his ass hairs tight, and shattered his dingleberries to oblivion with his dingle hammer."

"In my line of work the dingle hammer is a usefull tool."

"If you use my dingle hammer you better clean it!"

"He accidently smashed his balls with the dingle hammer."

by Circus Freak January 10, 2010

Goin' Hammer

To go off (In a good way), To get on a roll, Can't be stopped, derived from the term "going ham".

X: Man LeBron James can't be stopped tonight.
Y: Yeah I know, he goin' hammer tonight.

X: I just owned everybody in that round of Call Of Duty deathmatch.
Y: Yeah you were Goin' Hammer

by DThimself December 8, 2010

do you want a hammer?

This is said when someone unintentionally makes a loud noise.

1) *Drops plate*
2) Do you want a hammer?

by ducky1608 March 31, 2007

Arthritic Crab Grapple Hammer

A sexual act that involves the male adopting a naked 'Crab' like position by leaning backwards and standing on his legs and hands as the partner stimulates the penis using only the inside of their elbow.

Evee: Hey Hannah the inside of your elbow looks red raw did you have a reaction to something?

Hannah: Oh no, there friction burns i tried out the Arthritic Crab Grapple Hammer with Owen last night!

by Uberwang69 October 21, 2012