Season the Ham

V. Masturbation, especially where it applies to females. For women of color, use Roast Beef in place of "Ham"

Etymology - Derived from the vigorous rubbing (seasoning) of the "ham curtains".

Go season the ham.

by wfgqwf March 1, 2011

mammy hams

The naked thighs of a larger built old woman.

“Damn did you see those mammy hams”

by Ham_chaser August 11, 2019

ham walls

A honey-baked ham coochie- a creamy bitch/a chick with juicy pussy

Ham walletroast beef curtainssquirterpink taco

That bitch got the ham walls, be havin a nigga weak

by shna2shrp September 13, 2016

ham rack

Fat boob

That girl is a real ham rack

by Hahafunnygirl60 April 18, 2015

pump the ham

a man pleasuring his genitalia.

"hey jenny where is tbone?" ... " he saw you bending over and then i think he went to the bathroom to pump the ham."

by archamtrand May 19, 2010

Spicing the Ham

Spamming

Misa: Oh whats up?
Arasia: MISA!
Kistune: Here she goes Spicing the Ham again -.-

by Jellywool25 November 18, 2011

ham solo

Ham Solo or Pork Solo is porking by yourself, aka mastrubating

Rodney was wanting to Ham Solo yesterday...

by Big boy United June 10, 2018