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Fan Granny

Similar to a fan girl, but a mature woman who is obsessed with either fictional characters, actors, or other celebrities. A Fan Granny takes an interest in celebrity happenings the way your own grandmother is interested in your life. She will be there to cheer you on, and will be your fan through good times and bad.
Joyce is such a fan granny when it comes to Ryan Gosling, but its a different story with Mister Darcy.
by leggs1959 August 26, 2016
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granny bottle

by Debskelly1985 May 28, 2023
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granny hopping

when you go round all your mate's sexy grandma's and have a nice cup of tea and biscuits
"can't tonight mate, going granny hopping"
by the ultimate granny hopper November 2, 2022
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Granny Flop

When you try to crochet or knit a granny square but it does not go well and looks bad.
I tried to crochet at granny square but instead it ended up as a granny flop.
by Neo8885 March 23, 2024
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Granny's cum catcher

A condom, croched or nitted out of yarn.
"I was doing this girl Jenny, and we couldn't find protection, so I made granny make some for me, granny's cum catcher"
by Not_so_kool_aid_man July 17, 2023
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Granny McBlow

When you best friends' grandma keeps giving you the "look" and starts rubbing your leg at the table, then you end up sniffing blow off of her ass while getting an aforementioned blowjob
Damn, that might be a Granny Mcblow
by What are hoes May 15, 2018
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granny glinda

by 12345eee May 16, 2016
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