stomped on a goose

It's the next level of outrageously gaseous and loud fart that surpasses a stepped on duck.

My missus farted so loud a duck couldn't have screamed loud enough. Water fowl were underfoot!

"mum you farted so loudly it sounded like you stomped on a goose"!!!!

by goose stomper October 8, 2013

goose piss

The made up insult drink.

1, Haha he drinks the goose piss
2, I'd rather drink goose piss than bloody Zepplin Cider!

by Gibb:The One And Only February 21, 2008

Goose egg

A Goose egg is when a guy squeezes his nut to look like a goose egg

"Hey Gary check out my Goose egg"

by Goose guy64920 February 1, 2021

Magpie Goose

Someone who is part black and white that no one takes notice of.

What a bitch ass magpie goose

by Sep93 June 13, 2011

cola goose

a 60's expression to describe yourself or someone else as happy, cool or content.

Jack: "Hey dude howz it goin"
Sam: " I'm a cola goose man"

by kanerockgod April 14, 2009

Goose the cat

Goose the cat is a cat that has tentacles inside of him hes an alien and can eat anything.

Tim: Hows goose the cat?
Jim: *dead*
goose the cat: meow

Tim: okay then.

by Yooooooooooo21 April 12, 2019

goose list

A term originally used by con men and other swindlers for a list of easy victims that they managed to "take" with no difficulty. Usually such a list gets sold around their dubious industry as a way to find "easy pickins." It also seems to be a common practice around the staffing and recruiting industry.

Hey Frankie, did you get that goose list from Mike's pyramid scheme?

by Ex-Pfizer Again November 28, 2011