Greedy goblin

A stupid Jew with a long nose who steals shit from people

Cut your nose you stupid greedy goblin

by touch grass god June 06, 2022

Turkish Goblin

A rare species of twink endemic to Turkey with an abnormally large penis, usually an alcoholic.

I saw a Turkish Goblin on my trip to Istanbul

by iwantmisatotofartonme February 10, 2021

Glizzy goblin

When at younglife camp you become the glizzy master (Daniel R).

“Lights out all you glizzy goblins, it’s not Halloween.”

by Chedddddddddddd July 17, 2023

waffle goblin

A waffle which you have shoved up your butt, folded up, and paid your friend to eat without him knowing what it actually is.

Man, Brian totally got me to eat a waffle goblin last night. It was nasty!

by Sim dragon December 10, 2019

Dishevelled Goblin

What you call the poop when you take a dump on someone's chest.

I took a shit on Dave's chest and gave him a dishevelled Goblin.

by undsioux7 January 25, 2023

Cock Goblin

A heterosexual male named Jackson that sucks dick for fun.

Oh shit nigga u suckin that dick u fucking cock goblin!

by Sugar cocked nigga May 28, 2019

Cock Goblin

Used for people who steals peoples virginity and is underave

Oh look there- it's the cock goblin paul

by AaronFearless November 04, 2021