dell fister

Cutting off the rind of a lemon such that the pulp only exists, then mash the lemon up in your hand, and fist your partners anus. At the end of the fisting, the lemon should be well ground up in the anus, and one should leave the pieces of lemon behind.

"That girl last night really wanted it hard and painful so I gave her a dell fister", said Bob.

"Wow man that is gross, did you drink it later?", questioned Joe.

Bob exclaimed, "Yeah, you know how I enjoy a good dell slurpee"

by lemon_guy_1984 August 30, 2009

cum flustered

When you get poured on with a load of cum all over your body.

Kratos: i went over to Nicky's house and believe it or not i like got soooo cum flustered by Tony.

Shadez: really, cause i dont care you dirtymuthafuka.

Nicky: not this story again...

by Shadez-inc. March 24, 2010

cum festerer

a person who produces rancid jizz.

oh my god Kelly, i was sucking Ryans helm the other day and he jaffed up in my mouth, what a cum festerer!! he tasted rotten!!

by smitey August 2, 2011

Chinese fisters

Party game, like Chinese whispers. Everyone gets in a line, and each person inserts a hand (right or left) into the rectum of the person in front of them. The person at the back then starts with a well known phrase (or a film title, or the name of a book) and, using sign language, communicates the phrase to the inner arse lining of the person in front, who passes it up the line as they then understand it. And so on. When it gets to the front of the line, that person speaks out loud the phrase they think it is, and the person at the back tells them what it started as. Much hilarity ensues.

Jesus Christ my arse is still bleeding from the Chinese fisters we were playing last night. Stan started out with "I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son," and I ended up with "Fuck your mother yourself, you cabbage faced tosspot." Brilliant!

by Grayson Porlock October 25, 2007

Sister Fister

A bitch you can stick your fist inside of her pussy, no lube necessary. The word sister referring to any random female.

The girl i met last night i was down to fuck, until i realized it was Sister Fister.

by brando239 March 31, 2009

fouster

A ginger bastard

GRegory Fouster

by Noone October 8, 2003

foster mother

a dorky brother and his girlfriend who you suspect bean cows and are very touchy about cookies.

this was formed from a "friend" who had a stupid fgirlfriend who loves cows and beans.

would you stop you stupid clit-ass foster mother.

by unknown May 31, 2004