australian wine fountain

taking an un-opened bottle of whine or champagne, then popping the cork off and imediately shoving the tip up the females ass as the fizz jets out of the bottle into the female. usually followed by putting the wine that drips out of the female into glasses and drinking it.

Robert: dude did you have your girlfriend over?
Danny: of coarse i gave her one hell of an australian wine fountain
Robert: nice bro me and my girl should try that

by rampage1379 January 12, 2010

Clear bukkaki fountain

When a bunch of women squirt on a mans face while he jerks off upwards and jizzes on his own face

Richard had a clear bukkaki fountain with his step sisters and he almost drowned

by Richard Adkins December 10, 2017

Funt

The kind of advertising executive who came up with the recent 'Do You Speak Micra?' campaign.

by Chechevitsa November 8, 2003

funt

Something what lil kids say after they hear it from the fifth graders. See fax regina pegina pennsylvania ants and Alabama

Mommy: Billy it's sleepy time now, come to bed!

Billy: Fax you in the faxing funt you stupid faxing son of a beech fax your mother, fax your father, im gonna faxing kill your funt until you faxing die you stupid faxing funt!!!!

Mommy: Isn't he adorable?

by wtf March 8, 2005

Fountain Valley

A city in nothern orange county. Let me say that this city is the most boring out of all of orange county. There's practically nothing to do in FV. Bunch of Asians and Latinos live there overcrowding apartments. Snobby people, food from 35 years ago. Not to mention it's a lower class area. Boring and low class.

Abigail: So where do you live billy?
Billy: I live in Fountain Valley CA
Abigail: Oh ummm... isn't that the most boringest city in OC?
Billy: .....
Billy: Yeah I'm a boring and simple person with no class. Thanks for asking.

by Midwestbg90 August 22, 2019

funt cucker

your friend who you enjoy spending time with, but gradually gets under your skin until you don't like him, then you befriend him the next day

Akbar: "Oh that Tom and Michael, they're right funt cuckers."

by Sebastian 'Spider' Creed January 4, 2010

queef fountain

When someone queefs and they queef out urine, poop juice, or vaginal juices!

1) My hoe had a queef fountain and i slept in the wet bed

2) In history i had a queef and it turned out it was a queef fountain

3) If you ever run out of water (ex. mexico) find your local queef fountain.

by Harpo shqueefer November 18, 2006