F.O.A.S

Fruitcake On A Stick
Is frequenty used as a profanity, or as an offensive weapon.

I got this fruitcake at a wedding, and I jammed a stick in it, and now I have F.O.A.S.

Me: *hits you with F.O.A.S*
You: OW! Stop hitting me with F.O.A.S.!

by ImNotJimboJones July 10, 2010

F.U.P.A.

An Acronym for Fat Upper Pussy Area.

Bobby: Yeah Meguchi! You got a F.U.P.A. after thankgiving!
Meguchi: Yeah, it's because I ate a lot.
Kim: EGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

by Bobby and Meguchi and Kim December 27, 2007

f(x_x)f

A zombie face emoticon. The f's represent hands.

Person 1: Dude are you awake?

Person 2: f(x_x)f

Person 1: What the fuck?

Person 2: I'm a zombie

by Malignant Mind October 23, 2008

F.I.M.

Contrary to T.G.I.F.

F.I.M.
Fuck It's Monday!

F.I.M. already! I think I slept through Sunday.

by Suavemija May 11, 2009

f@0

f@0 = fixed at zero.

f@0 refers to VersaEmerge's debut album Fixed at Zero released June 22, 2010 or their single, Fixed At Zero.

Are you f@0?

yup.

by QUEEFIES July 14, 2010

F.Y.M.G.

Abbrev. for "F**k your mouth good" when describing something you just ate or have eaten.

I just had this juicy steak at the new steakhouse - it was beyond amazing, it was F.Y.M.G.!

by eastondle November 22, 2011

f.m.i.t.a.c.i.l.j

Fuck me in the ass cause I love jesus. The act of taking jesus along with you for a pleasurable ride.

Hey dad, f.m.i.t.a.c.i.l.j

by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019