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emoticonversant

"emoticon conversant". One who is literate in using emoticons and smilies (the text or graphic kinds) in emails, forums, chats, etc. (Some also use the term when referring to those conversant in the use of chat acronyms such as LOL, WTF, etc.)

It's the antonym of being smilame ("smiley lame") or being an emoticontard.
POSTER 1: I can't tell if people on this board are trying to be being funny or if they're just retarded. Be emoticonversant, people!
POSTER 2: Yeah, people should use smilies more. Just 'cause it's funny in your head doesn't mean anyone else can tell you're trying to be funny. How hard is it to add ;-) to a post?
by shibb0 October 12, 2008
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emotionz

"Real gamerz have no need for petty human emotionz"
by h4rdc0r31 April 7, 2010
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Emotional Bondo

a coping mechanism people use to avoid the emotions created in a hurtful relationship. e.g. alcohol, drugs, new relationship, sex
1. My sisters emotional bondo is not allowing her any time to heal or learn the lessons from any of her relationships.
by BondoBoy June 28, 2010
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Emotilect

Depending on your emotilect, T_T is a crying guy, or a cat with laser eyes.
by Mimrmm October 4, 2010
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Emotional Termites

Much like the 'Moths Of Death', the emotional termites are another insect analogy to having an awful feeling about something.
Hayden: Hey Andrew, how is the web of insanity working out for you?

Andrew: The Moths of Death have been exterminated and replaced by the 'Emotional Termites.'

Hayden: Oh no, that's bad. That's as bad as it gets! You gotta seek help man.
by mothsofdeath November 19, 2010
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Emotionally Shat

Also Known as proverbally shat. When you're having a good day, everything's going fine, and then something really shitty happens. You get dumped, rejected, lied to, etc. and it just ruins your feelings for weeks.
Person 1: "Dude. I haven't seen Bill in weeks. What the fuck happened?"

Person 2:" He asked out ________ and she rejected him pretty brutally. He was emotionally shat."

Person 1: " Owch."
by Cap'n Crunch yo. February 7, 2012
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emotion triggers the finger; intention brings the gun

A statement of rejection of the "insantiy defense" for those who commit homicide with a gun.

One does not carry a weapon without intention of using it!

Bowling for Columbine; Aching for Aurora.
James Holmes' legal defense team may present a not-guilty by reasons of insanity, but while emotion triggers the finger; intention brings the gun, and he brought more than one gun!
by ad-92129 August 8, 2012
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