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scrambled eggs and ketchup

Scrambled eggs and ketchup is road rash. Typically this happens form bicycle, motorcycle, scooter and skateboarding accidents on the road. The victim's skin is scratched up into small pills and when mixed with the oozing blood, it looks like scrambled eggs and ketchup.
Oh man did you see Mike eat down that hill. His knee and arm were totally scrambled eggs and ketchup.

Ouch! It looks like somebody ordered scrambled eggs and ketchup for lunch. Didn't i tell you not to wear shorts when riding that Ninja.
by Torbert October 16, 2020
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Whitening your eggs

To "kid" or "joke around with"
Hey man i'm just whitening your eggs, relax.
by PixelAuug June 30, 2009
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bloody easter eggs

Blood coated shit. From when a woman pisses in the toilet while having her period therefore making the water bloody. Then she shits in the water coating the shit with blood like making easter eggs.
I went to use my friends bathroom and I almost threw up when i saw his wifes bloody easter eggs in the toilet. Wish people would learn to flush.
by supersab September 16, 2010
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eggjob

the art of shoving an egg (hard boiled or soft or raw) into ones anus any other orifice (vagina/mouth) to arouse sexual pleasure
I like to wake up every morning with a nice fresh eggjob.

my boyufrend eggjobbed me and now i have salmonella because it was raw.
by jackass April 17, 2004
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fish eggs

when a girl has a yeast infection during here period
damn bill i was bangin this hoe and it was like fish eggs fool!
by Peter's McPeter May 26, 2006
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eggs benedict

when one eats an extremely greasy meal to find out 30 minutes later they have the extreme shits
Brad went down to Chesters Fried Chicken to get some dank ass chicken but awhile later he ended up with eggs benedict instead.
by dcarlson83 April 3, 2009
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PORN & EGGS

1. Noun. A type of party involving pornography and eggs.
2. Noun. A growing sub-culture of self-defined "cultural anthropologists and closet pornstars"; people who host or attend PORN & EGGS parties.
Are you going to the PORN & EGGS party?
Yes, I love PORN & EGGS!
by PORN&EGGS December 3, 2006
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