shut the door

When you're being extremely sassy and rude to a bunch of friends who arrive at your house, or any gathering for that matter, and tell them to leave or else. Also used to describe someone whose references and inside jokes are completely ridiculous and dumb and can not be understood or followed by anyone.

*friends knock on door to house* *Katia opens door*
Katia: Oh my god! Why are you all here! Shut the door!
*door closes*

Maddie: HAHA #calor gotta love those inside jokes!
Nick: Stfu Maddie, shut the door, no one understands your jokes!

by #calor June 14, 2016

Red door

When a girls on her period but she lets you stick it in anyway.

Hey skeeter, I red door Tammi Lynn.

by TheRealPatty July 26, 2016

Trap door

A term in an extensive vocabulary of theatre terms standing in for sexual terms meaning vagina.

Last night, we were about to be running lines when all of a sudden, she told me she didn't have a trap door!!!

by SamMacElParker December 7, 2009

out the door

Something that is excellent, or that brings great pleasure.

Person A: I just won a car!

Person B: Dude, that's out the door!

by Spoon7Seven November 4, 2004

banging on the door

When you've got a shit that's raring to go and you've got little chance of making it stop...

Aw, com'on mate, we have to find a loo, this shit's really banging on the door!

by AntD April 22, 2007

Door Mat

When you leave a fart at a restruant in the smal room between the outside and the main building.

Man 1: Dude, you moved pretty fast to leave the restruant.

Man 2: Yeah. Someone left a Door Mat and it smells terrible.

by Hllblly2008 August 9, 2009

a door bell

adorable. best used written or clearly enunciated (as to not sound exactly like adorable).

My fluffy Maine Coon kitty, Willow the Pillow, is a door bell.

by Helene December 16, 2005