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Kvin lice bog dock

Kevins friend "Yo kevin Kvin lice bog dock"
Kevin " gang shit"
by KepTai June 27, 2020
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Dock Cricket

There’s always those chicks that hang out around any dock or boat ramp that will blow or take a hard rod to ride along on the boat with any random captain. These are the chicks we’ve spoke of!
I knew she was a dock cricket when I said “Well, to ride with us we take Ass, Grass, or Cash”.. Lets just say, she provided the Ass!
by CricketSmasherRFFCPIRATE November 3, 2020
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Dock Ho’s

Moderately attractive to average women who congrate on the marina docs in hopes of receiving a free ride on some douche bag’s boat. Most often found in the northern Great Lakes, the Macomb County shorelines and the Chicago area, they tend to act interested in the prospect of sex only to gain access to the boat. Once sail has been set, they drink all your booze and refuse to fuck you.
Scott: DAVE, THESE DUMBASS DOCK HO’S JUST DRANK YOUR LAST BEER!!!!

Dave: THATS IT. GET YOUR FUCKING TITS OUT, CUNTS ON OUR DICKS RIGHT NOW OR ELSE YOU ARE SWIMMING HOME.
by Mega Hemroids November 4, 2020
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Docking

Something dascustang
Person 1: what is docking?
Me: it's where you do something discusting
by Kenny_yt October 20, 2020
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Dock Block

A situation in the board game Puerto Rico, when during the Captain Phase of the game, a player opts to ship his goods in such a way as to prevent another player from having access to one of the three allotted ships.
John: "I could ship my tobacco on the ship already containing tobacco, but instead I choose to place my one corn on the large ship so that you can't get any points."

Mary: "Oh man, you are such a dock block!"
by LlordLlama October 16, 2012
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meat dock

a meat dock is basically an attractive man with a rockin body. his body is a dock where meat (aka the muscle) is stored. the meat usually resides in the arms, abdominals, and calves.
"whoah, that guy over there is a total meat dock, go get his number"
by juice head gorilla November 14, 2012
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Ghost Docking

Inserting a human males penis where another human male peniss' has been. An inanimate object is the true definition. I.E.: a jar of Vasoline.

"Docking" but without one of the docks.

original reddit.com thread by CherrrryCola
subject A: "Oh man, I 'borrowed' my buddy's Vasoline jar and look what I saw!"

-picture of a Vasoline jar with a definitive "PAEYNESS" imprint in it.

(the actual "Ghost Docking" procedure is complete whence subject A inserts his PAEYNESS into/upon where his "buddies" man-tool once poked.) EEEWWWWWW!
by tronn4 March 3, 2012
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