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diche

1)more than one douche

2)A box containing 2 or more tools known as douche
"Look at all the diche in that girl's closet"

"You 3 are diche. I freaking hate you all"
by Kwanda Swanson April 14, 2008
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dicked-her scale

Name given to the current 10-point scale of a female's looks, only taking into account her dickableness.
That girl so ugly, she a negative five on the dicked-her scale.
by bimbo baggins April 4, 2009
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Mexican dice

Game variation on liar's dice (see liar's dice).
The variation is a 2,1 is an "instant drink" for the next player.
If the next player believes you, then they drink. If they do not and you are lying, then YOU drink twice. If you are telling the truth, then HE/SHE drinks twice as much.
The twenty one is bets told to the next player by humming a familiar Mexican tune like "La Cucaracha" or "Mexican Hat Dance".
Also can be played with a shot of booze as the penalty/reward for having Mexican.
Mexican Dice is played like this (read liar's dice first):
Player 1: (shake, sees a 4,5) Poorly singing "La cucaracha, la cucaracha..." "Mexican!"
Either
Player 2: Says "OK" (drinks the shot of booze)
-or-
Player 2: Says "Bullshit" (lift the cup to see the 4,5). So, Player 1 drinks the shot of hard booze, or whatever.
by gavoni July 7, 2008
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Diche

Noun. A particularly artistic or suave-looking dish or plate.

Pronounced "deesh"
I love that diche, it's so elaborate!
Hey! Be careful with that diche!
by AXKABAR August 5, 2005
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dicked

much like getting screwed over or "owned", the term dicked refers to the porn act of some poor lass (or lad i guess) copping a shot in the eye (the worst of insults i beleive). The term though has many variations.
The "silent dicking" can be displayed soley by pointing to your open eye. this implies to those around you that you have just "copped one in the eye" or been "dicked" to some degree.
For a complete display of being dicked you can join the pointing of the eye with an out loud "man, i just got DICKED"
silent dicking: (useful for the office)

A friend sees another friend put down the phone across the office. The friends make eye contact, with friend A pointing towards his eye with a sad look on his face.
Friend B now knows friend A has copped a dicking.

Verbal dicking: "far out man, i just got dicked over at work for that promotion."
by matt kemp December 28, 2008
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No Dice

"Well, we can fix your car, but it'll cost you upward to $50,000."
"No dice!"
by VinnieVulture February 3, 2003
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I'm So Dice

The term "I'm so dice" is a term commonly used by gamers to mean "I'm so cool" or "I'm so raw. It was originally created in the early years of D & D to be something one would say after rolling a critical hit, or the highest number on the dice, as if one were saying, I'm the best!" As gaming evolved and video games became more popular, it became popular for gamers all over to say I'm so dice whenever anything cool or amazing happened in a game that allows one to show off their superiority in that game, such as getting an amazingly high kill streak in Call of Duty, or being able to raid all dungeons in WOW. I'm so dice is really just a cool, popular term. It's so dice!
Gamer 1 (after seeing his friend get a 75 kill streak in COD): Dude! You just got a 75 kill streak!

Gamer 2: I know. I'm So Dice.
by We$$y D May 25, 2011
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