Diarrhea

Diarrhea, diarrhea, it comes out your bum like a bullet from a gun.

Diarrhea diarrhoea, when your hanging with a fella and it comes out like Nutella.
Diarrhea, diarrhea, people think its funny but its really hot and runny.
Diarrhea, diarrhea, when you squeeze it like a fart and it turns into a shart.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Person 1 - "Omg I've been feeling sick recently, my shit went watery and it turned into diarrhea I think I need to take pills fir it or go to a doctor."

Person 2 - "Why the fuck did you just tell me that?"

by Super00sucker July 26, 2022

red diarrhea

Painful to get but yummy and healthy.

man: Yo I just had RED diarrhea
man 2: Congrats
man: thanks man

by friwefpadf;lkjh October 7, 2020

Diarrhea

When you poop/shit so hard you feel your ass cheeks tear bc the shit is coming out of your ass so fast and so powerful and you want to cry and scream but you like it almost like being fucked by shrek.

Person 1 omg my ass is burning because of my diarrhea!

Person 2 omg my I can feel it go up my back because my diarrhea is so extreme!

by Happy shit month May 30, 2022

diarrhea

Diarrhea is the tastiest snack you could possibly consume. I have no regrets of the diarrhea i have eaten today. You have to eat the delicious snack.

" DIARRHEA IS THE BEST"

by Diarrhea the 4th July 29, 2020

Papa's Diarrhea

What happens when you put blue cheese, salami, eggs, and olives in a sandwich in Papa's Cheeseria.

1. I went to Papa's Cheeseria and got a sandwich... More like Papa's Diarrhea.
2. Mamma mia, Cheeseria, Papa got the diarrhea.

by dombomb64 December 27, 2024

reverse diarrhea

a health condition where feces, especially diarrhea comes out of the mouth

Yesterday, I had reverse diarrhea. It sure tasted gross.

by Billiam Beaver June 14, 2018

Diarrhea

A very painful bucket of some dumbasses fluids and shit coming out his ass

MOM IM HAVING DIARRHEA QUICK HELP MY ASS IS FLOODED

by Broccoli Boi June 22, 2019