dangleunder

A physical repercussion due to the overconsumption of caffeine. Side affects can include increased heart rate, sensitivity to light, headaches, irritable bowels, and insomnia.

After I had seven cups of coffee at three in the morning, I experienced a dangleunder which caused me to have difficulty finishing my 1000 word essay.

by blithetofu March 8, 2011

Dangled

When a hot girl is macking on you, only because she is bored and waiting for her man to come off stage at the show, only to leave you feeling like a dumbass.

Yo man, that bitch over there was all over me, until her boy came by and scooped her up. Man I just got dangled fo' sho'.

by Delta Romeo March 14, 2011

danglebox

British slang for an elevator

If you get kicked in the danglebox, you might want to press 'L' for lobby, get out & go to the hospital.

by jeremyprz January 24, 2012

dingleseed

Similar to a dingleberry except that it occurs when using one of those organic homemade soaps encrusted with dried lavender seeds and you don't properly rinse your buttcrack or overly hairy pubes.

Using the homemade lavender soap bar he bought in Vermont, Henry took a hurried shower this morning, leaving numerous dingleseeds that will likely horrify his boyfriend later tonight.

by K-squared November 7, 2013

Dingles

unidentifiable genitals of a morbidly obese person

also known as:

dings

Q: That person's gut is hanging over there goods, what the shit is underneath there?

A: Dingles

by cake-mon May 28, 2014

danglewood

When a man's penis is erect, but not so erect as to halt any penis motion.

"She was okay, but I had to slap her with my dong a couple times to get it all the way up."

"Heh, total danglewood moment."

by gingerbeef May 20, 2014

dangle wrangler

Grabbing a hold of another guys cock and shoving it in your mouth

Blake is a dangle wrangler

by preacher69 November 4, 2014