Cupcakes

A girl who is rather petite, has an hourglass figure, and has a fairly large ass

Guy 1: Jessica is such a bitch man
Guy 2: Same dude, but she does got those cupcakes tho
Guy 1: (whatever the fuck that means)

by Projection Of Ignorance May 4, 2021

Offaly CupCAKE

The process by which you insert a whole chocolate cake into an asshole. you then plant a turnip seed inside the now soiled chocolate cake, ejaculate on it for hydration (photosynthesis) and wait for it to grow (can take months). you then use turnip in stew and feed it to who you desire.

Discovered during the great famine by the Great Jeff OMeara III

"Ahhhhh, Mary we're out of turnips"
"C'mon so stick the chocolate cake in im ready to make an Offaly CUPCAKE"

by OFFALY FARMER October 14, 2025

Cupcake Smash

A sexual act where two women press and rub their breasts together, creating mutual pleasure. Combines the softness of cupcakes with the joy of full-body closeness. It goes really well in combination with the knee thing.

We've been cupcake smashing all night long

by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025

cupcake boss

The youngest girl with the best buns.

She maybe the cake boss but her daughter is the cupcake boss.

by Kacey72012 November 6, 2018

cupcake charlie

When one man proceeds to give another man (usually his gay boyfriend) a blowjob, but smears cake frosting all over the recipient's penis and licks it off. Sometimes the frosting mixes with the recipient's cum.

Dude, I gave Bobby a lovely Cupcake Charlie last night. I used vanilla frosting on his cock, and then he jizzed in my mouth and it tasted really good!
Lovely. Was it any better than the time Johnny sleepwalked into your room and fucked you up the ass?
Actually, yes.

by Nirvana_Girl August 14, 2011

Cupcake

Cupcake is a delicious treat and is very yummy!

Girl:mmmm this cupcake is so good
Me:DUMBASS OFC ITS GOOD🙄

by Riley the swaggy beish😎 April 6, 2021

Cupcake

Code word for,
"I want to meet up with a 13 year old, even though I'm 30, since I've been explicitly texting her all this time."
OR
"I went to get a 13 year old."

EDP: "I was uh, actually coming out here to pick up a cupcake, and then go back home."

by LeonGotHUGE!Balls April 25, 2021