Cunting

1.(Activity) The sexual act of placing one cunt against another and profusely rubbing the two cunts together (almost like Scissoring)

2. (Verb) Cunting can be used to replace the infinitive of any verb in the english language

3. (Adjective) Replacing cunting's suffix with a -y (Cunty) can be used as a replacement for any adjective in the english language, but is mostly used to describes ones mood

Sara and Lizzy, the two local lesbians, spent their friday evenings vigourously cunting

Mark: Oi are you cunting tennis after class?
John: Of course you silly boy, i always cunt tennis after class on thursday

Jeff: How are you feeling?
Dave: Pretty cunty to be honest mate.

by TopHattedMan December 1, 2011

cunt

someone with nasty sexual thoughts. a slut who bangs anything with a dick. also someone who backstabs females but is all pretty to their faces.

that poet amanda norris writes about nasty hoes. does that make her a cunt?

by butter_rocks March 3, 2010

Cunted

An altered, dizzying state of mind, worse than being drunk, caused by an impossible, narcissistic, borderline personality, etc. female coworker. It's worse than being drunk as one never gets the chance to sober up due to the non-stop self serving drama emitting from this woman, commonly known as a cunt, Cuntessa or cuntface.

"Was Misty at the staff meeting?"
"Yeah, and she cunted everyone with her bullshit!"

by Jools Julie October 1, 2013

Cunt

It's when defining a dumb, lonely, jobby-doing, ginger female, commonly known as P.U.D. (pretty unbelievable dunce). she insults others to make herself feel adequate. and fails. most common comeback is repeating the opposition's insult but in a different tone of voice. shes a cunt

Oh hey look at pud, the cunt

by MODLAWD123 August 23, 2011

cunt

1. slang for 'vagina'
2. insult, considered one of the most offensive words in the english language
3. british punk band

yeah, i hit that cunt last night. i hit it real good.

my ex-girlfriend is such a cunt.

my favourite band is the cunts.

by Lauren Juneman March 1, 2008

As a Cunt

To be extreme at anything.

He got pissed like a cunt. (Very Drunk)
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by Diego November 24, 2003

cunt

a term used to descibe the female vagina; a term used for a bitch when the word "bitch" just wont get the job done

Shut up you cunt!
Hey cunt, back away from my man!
Excuse me, but you dont have to be such a cunt
Let's play pin-the-STD on the cunt!
By the way he told me i had a really nice cunt.
Yes i did just call her triflin ass a cunt.
Please stop being a cunt and leave me alone.
Are you really going to keep cussing me out, Cunt?
Really understand that im going to kick your cunt ass soon.
Take me home and tickle my cunt!
You must want me to kick your cunt ass!
Keep your nose out of my business you cunt!
All I wanted was for that cunt to leave me alone.

by gilly123123 April 17, 2010