Country Blumpkin

Getting a blowjob in an outhouse or porta-potty.

At the outdoor concert Ivanka gave me a Country Blumpkin

by Dagwood55 March 7, 2019

Cross Country

Cross Country is in fact a sport! It involves stamina and a very strong mind. If you are going to run for miles on end, you not only have to be ready physical wise, but mentally too.

Cross country is very hard btw

Normal human:Shit. I can't run any more!
XC Runner: Hey look, I just ran 8 miles

by Blowhole berry April 25, 2015

Russia Countryhuman

Russia Countryhuman is basically Russia from the Countryhuman fandom that loves vodka and it fatherless and motherless and sometimes is shiped with the Countryhuman America, witch is a very popular shio but me? Oh no no I hate it, but of course my fucking bsf ships it so yeah I totally respect it.

Ay, have you heard of Russia Countryhuman before..?

by I'm gay 🥺✌ October 3, 2021

Fake country girl

A fake country girl wears flannel crop tops, booty shorts, and fashion cowboy boots thatd probobly melt within one second of bein in dirt. They have no clue who George Strait, Jason aldean, and Tim McGraw are. They call bull riders bull ropers, and would fall off a horse fore they even get on. They aint ever been huntin, fishin, or muddin once in their lives and have a serious fear of dirt. they frequently fake a southern accent, and use y'all and aint all the time. THey teel their story bout how they became a country girl. Buy real country folk know that country aint somethin you become, its who you are, how you work, and how you live. If you aint a hard worker, dress in skimpy ass clothes, and don't appreciate, Strait, Cash, and Hank, Hell if you don't even know who they are, you aint got no buisiness callin yourself country.

1.look at that fake country girl in the hot pink pickup, with cowboy boots with 4inch heels, a croptop flannel, and ass cheek shorts.
2.What a slut.

by Just a country girl March 25, 2022

country music

Redneck music. I can think of only one good country song. Often songs about the south, driving on the highway, marrying a cousin, etc.

"It's all right to be a Rehdneck...It's all right to ride round in a dirty ol truck, catch a bunch of fish and shoot a bunch of duck!!! It's good to be a redneck!"-Alan Jackson in "It's allright to be a redneck"

by AflacJack August 28, 2003

country music

The gayest, most retarded, most inbred, most redneck, most fucked-up right-wing shit in the whole goddamn world. NOT REAL MUSIC! It has annoying, white-trash singers who can't pick up a beat, whiny lyrics, occasional yodeling, and the irritating twang. Real music is rap (old school variant only), heavy metal, dance/techno, and punk rock.

Jimbo: I may be born in Georgia and be a Conservacrat, but I prefer more liberal genres of music or even better sounding conservative genres over country music.

Good liberal genres: rap (old school) & punk rock
Good conservative genres: hard rock & heavy metal
Crappy conservative genre: COUNTRY ALL THE FUCKING WAY!

Let's shoot the radio whenever someone plays it.

by Jimbo666 August 3, 2006

country bumpkin

A hardworking person who lives outside town and speaks with a long, soft Southern drawl.

And I said "Hello country bumpkin, how's the frost out on the pumpkin? I've seen some sights and man you're something. Where'd you come from country bumpkin?"

by Dylanv April 17, 2006