Cooter Pooter Pocket

When a girl farts, it rolls the other way. It is your cooter pooter pocket

My fart rolled into my cooter pooter pocket.

by anonymous June 22, 2024

Cuzz's Cooter Juice

A 100 % Synthetic Deer Attractant and Proprietary blend that contains no urine and is Soley owned by Dan DeWitt and is a Trademarked product belonging to Old Indian Tricks, LLC.

Cuzz's Cooter Juice is a highly effective deer attractant when used during the Rut.

by Legal Services January 30, 2023

Fat cooter

When a girl has an absolute monster set of bottom lips on her and they look like they wanna bite you and shit you might let ‘em

Damn this lady has a fat cooter

by Baklsackporn September 25, 2024

Cooter hopper

When your flesh and blood sister won't take one for the team and make you rich and famous off a sex tape

My sister is a cooter hopper because she won't pull a Kim Kardashian and make me rich and famous by making a sex tape.

by B-Randy P December 2, 2017

Cooter

A stanky bitch. She be fucking everybody and gave yo dad AIDS. Her vagina looks like a cherry blossom but smells like cigarettes and cat food.

Homie: Yo she cute as fuck.
Me: Nah yo she got a lil cooter.
Homie: Shit...fuck it, a hole is a hole.

by Glixxy fucked the cat January 8, 2020

Cooters

Slang for when something, like a puppy or baby, is so cute that instead of saying it's cuters you say cooters

That little puppy if yours is so cooters

by Henry's Hot Dogs September 19, 2022

cooter crippler

Any sexual act that leaves the female sore enough to complain the following day, specifically a modified missionary position with the males arms hooked under the females knees and holding her by the arms.

Why your girl walking funny?
Oh I gave her the cooter crippler last night.

by legendary 71 September 24, 2021