Pooter to Cooter

The sexual act of performing anal sex on a female before switching to vaginal intercourse. This practice is highly unhygienic, but enjoyed by sluts and slappers all over the world. Except for NZ.

Hey fellas! Crissa is so smashed on rum and cokes, she let me go pooter to cooter!!

Alex absolutely refuses to go pooter to cooter, it’s just not classy.

by Seagull_Whisperer October 26, 2017

cooter climbing

When your money is so deep, that you need spelunking gear.

Gear up guys, we're going cooter climbing for mother's day.

by RustyPWhole May 22, 2017

cooter sandwhich

A sandwhich made out of cut up uterus. Invented by Jack the Ripper.

"Heya Jackie whatcha up to?"
"Not much brother just making a cooter sandwhich."

by Chickendang June 16, 2017

cooter fan

A small fan affixed to the underside of a desk or table that is used to cool your cooter on a hot day.

Oh my God Sarah it's like a thousand degrees in here, do you have an extra cooter fan I can borrow?

by Rereetheamazing June 18, 2017

cooter crusties

The dried residue left on a vagina after a gang bang.

Did you see the cooter crusties she had after that 4 hour gang bang? That shits nasty.

by Jmom82 November 29, 2017

Cooter hopper

When your flesh and blood sister won't take one for the team and make you rich and famous off a sex tape

My sister is a cooter hopper because she won't pull a Kim Kardashian and make me rich and famous by making a sex tape.

by B-Randy P December 2, 2017

Cooter

Pussy/vegina you can lick you can eat

1.I love my girls cooter it taste wonderful
2.its a cooter looks good
3. Cooter cooter cooter umm

by Doodoo face December 12, 2017