Combinded Federal Campaign

The collateral duty assigned to whoever the commanding officer is most pissed at. Combinded Federal Campaign = United Way Campaign.

Fuck me to tears...second year in a row the Captain put me in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign.

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

Combing

When a man combs a woman's hair using his penis

Babe, legs try combing tonight

by TheBigDickedWalrus September 15, 2015

Triple Combination

In LDS (Mormon) culture the triple combination is one book containing three LDS scripture books. In LDS slang the triple combination is the man's dick and balls.

My wife spent so much time on the triple combination last night I had to get her some reading glasses.

by TripleH November 23, 2004

Comic Book

Actions with Captions.

"What are you reading?" "Oh, just a new comic book, aka man porn, that I bought. You know, actions with captions!"

by Lxfactor March 29, 2015

cowboy camping

camping brokeback style! Extremely gay so don't tell anyone ur going cowboy camping, unless u did...

Ya mike and tim went cowboy camping. They're such faggots!

by gooseyh October 3, 2008

comping

Comping is the process of entering competitions by a comper or compers, usually via a website such as lottos.

They are comping members - they are entering competitions in the hope of winning prizes.

by tassie_tiger August 28, 2009

compikaze

A computer that frequently spontaneously tries to destroy itself. Suicide attempts are often accompanied by vague error statements or complete destruction of anything that could be considered normal computer procedure. Also referred to as "seppukomp"

My computer every waking day.

by Christina Masters March 10, 2004