Fruit chew

A penis that is smaller than average.

"My man has a Tootsie roll. What about your man?"
"My man's got a Fruit chew!"

by tacodipeater November 20, 2016

Booty cheese

An awful smelly smell that reeks of asshole & nasty cheese like Limburger cheese or Stinking Bishop.

"Omg has she not showered in 5 days? It legit smells like booty cheese"

"I was about to eat this girls ass and she reeked of booty cheese I left fast as hell"

by Sirspaghettios May 18, 2018

Unchucky Cheesestring

Synonym for ‘unlucky’ or ‘hard luck’. Commonly used in a context where someone is in an extremely unlucky situation

Elaine: ‘I pay €10,000 in school fees every year and you failed for the 2nd time (*starts crying)
Byrnie: ‘Oh shit, Unchucky Cheesestring Mom’

by Byrnie Sr. June 18, 2018

Chocolate cherry pucker plucker

The act of putting a cherry in your asshole, then having your partner attempt to pull the cherry out by the stem with their teeth without plucking the stem off the cherry.

my girlfriend told me she wanted a chocolate cherry pucker plucker for desert.

by cherrybomb686 March 5, 2019

the cheese off my cock

An insult and the ultimate comeback to belittle someone who has just belittled you.
Can be used to end a verbal argument, but can lead to a fist fight.

Reporter: Just answer the question!
Trump: Don’t talk to me that way, you’re just a light weight.
Reporter: And you're the cheese off my cock.

by de-pube February 2, 2021

Frog cheese

A frog containing, made of, or currently eating cheese.

Me: "I love it when the frog frogs the cheese cheese, and when the cheese frogs the cheese frog."
Also me: "I love frog cheese."
My dad: "im going to get the milk."

by TheRedstoneFrog January 26, 2023

venezuelan beaver cheese

A fictional cheese proposed by John Cleese's character in Monty Python's "Cheese Shop" sketch

Do you have any Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?

by Davestator May 31, 2016