Special Beam Cannon

noun
1. A special attack that was originally used by Piccolo in "Dragon Balls Z", it is an attack where a beam is shot from the index and the middle finger and shoots in an straight motion. When shot, you must say "SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!" and aim your index and middle finger tawords the target.
Piccolo: SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!
*fires epically*

Raditz: AUGH!
*dies*
by SolidSnake123 December 06, 2009
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Sphincterless Shit Cannon

Someone who spends the majority of their workday clogging up the toilet and consistently smells like ass. Someone who who shits every hour on the hour, has no intestine, just a shit tube running from their throat to their ass, has been known to shit watermelons and small marsupials.
Man don't go into the bathroom, Jonathan has been acting like a Sphincterless Shit Cannon.
by cuddlefinger November 15, 2011
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Calcium Cannons

Hey Niels that peki has Calcium Cannons, put your wiener back in ur pants
by Birdmagnet July 15, 2022
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Bass Cannon

A large cannon, typically wielded by a pony DJ, That uses high frequency noise and extremely fast paced bass to carve out large areas of land that people ( or ponies ) that pissed them off recently stood on.
Damn, Did you see that jackass cranky get obliterated by that bass cannon?
by Mr. Dr. Prof. Phil July 11, 2016
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snatch-cannon

When a vagina is loaded with a blunt object (usually a large dildo), and the blunt object is launched at a high velocity due to pressure buildup from a powerfull queef. May also be used with an alaskan pipeline
She hit me in the dome with her snatch-cannon
by arr1029384756 March 11, 2011
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loading the cannon

To place crack cocaine in a crack pipe for smoking
Yo, don't be loading the cannon in my car! Wait until you get home.
by A-Town Social Experiment May 24, 2008
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Confetti Cannon

When you cum in a girl's ass and she farts it back on your face.
1: Yo I got that gassy blowback last night.
2: Dude I love confetti cannons.
by Demon Dickin February 06, 2016
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