cream of wheat

The mixture of a man's semen and a female's yeast infection.

I was going down on my girl and got a mouthful of "cream of wheat".

by Rusty Harwood March 13, 2009

cream dream

When you have a wet dream, and there is nothing around there to arouse you.

I had a cream dream this morning

by lord blackman July 17, 2005

dick cream

The liquid that dribbles or shoots from the penis, after coitus.

She swallowed every drop of dick cream.

by IcebergSlim April 21, 2006

Assassins Cream

Someone with a good aim when 'spooging' on a girls face.

'See her over there, I gave her Assassins Cream last night right in the eye'

by thecameller August 16, 2009

Creaming the Bishop

manual method of self-love. masterbationA SirPercy orginal. Other closely related phrases include: creaming the queen, creaming the king, creaming the rook, and creaming the knight. Creaming the pawn indicates a tiny penis.

Man, she rejected me... Guess I will just need to go on creaming the bishop.

by Agentsix November 12, 2006

papaya cream

A euphemism for fluid produced during female ejaculation (also termed "squirting" or "gushing").

"The night was going really well until she shot her papaya cream all over my face."

by BioJoe June 28, 2011

Beard Cream

Specifically designed to make you look like you have an authentic beard. Beard cream is a product designed for youth's so they can buy various drugs and commit crime. Originally founded by Doddy, and since has become a Major selling product throughout Norway.. not that anyone cares.

Oh Jordan you're loving my Beard Cream

by DoddyT3h3h3h3h3 January 12, 2011