crease-monkey

Cricketer of the highest standard.
An all round player who kicks ass, and causes fear in his opponents.
When used in the plural it can also be used to describe a team.

"That Justin, he's one hell of a crease-monkey"
"The crease-monkeys are cheered from the field by their adoring fans after yet another comprehensive victory"

by DemonPixieBoy June 21, 2008

monkey monster

a heaping load of crap that expells suddenly when one is extremely startled.

the midget made mike myers make monkey monsters when he looked down to see such a tiny person.

by FART KING AND THE GASSY MINION March 29, 2009

Mustard Monkey

A racial slur towards Asians describing their skin color.
(Do not use unless Asian or have permission from an asian)

Oh look at that mustard monkey over there.

by AnchorageFilipino May 16, 2022

shelf monkey

A librarian whose primary job is reshelving books.

The book is checked into the library but I can't find it; maybe the shelf monkey has it on his cart.

by Donavan Mikulsky December 9, 2008

Monkey Twirl

When a woman is giving you a blow job and at the same time rubs both hands on each side off your penis in a twisting and twirling fashion.

I thought my cock was going to fall off after that Monkey Twirl I got last night.

by NoLuck December 3, 2009

Mhhh monkey

when you are please and no one knows why

when master oogway saves monkeys life he asks why and answers Mhhh monkey

if you want to see for you self search Mhhh monkey in google

by Mhhh-monkey May 13, 2020

Trash Monkey

A newly found vulgar slang of Texan origin; used as a high level insult.
Can refer to asshole as a synonym. However, this slang is of much higher offense and shouldn’t be used in vain. Will end with a fight if not used cautiously.

Linda: Ugh, that George is too much! All he ever does is think about himself, I’d go so far as to call him a Trash Monkey!

Martha: Uhh Linda, he’s standing right behind you; I think he heard everything you said.

George: Bitch I’m gonna beat your ass up.

Fin.

by Lii’sBathSalts May 15, 2020