Boner Points

Additional points awarded to female figure skaters who manage to give the judges a boner during their routine.

Warning: No boner points are applicable if the skater is not 18 years of age.

Kevin: How the hell did she manage to get 2nd place after that routine, she fell 2 times!

Jake: Dude, she got boner points, did you see that ass!

by Johnny Dirty Mouth February 26, 2010

boner maker

some one who makes your penis get hard

stephine is a boner maker

by raiders fan 63 May 29, 2009

Money Boner

When a guy gets an instant erection from receiving a very large amount of money.

stock broker: Dude, I just made 2 mil on that trade, I have such a huge money boner right now.

by Finishingsomething March 4, 2012

mid school boner

A random ass boner in school.

"Dude that sub in gym is so hot I got a mid school boner." - Enrique
"Dude so did she, that was a guy."- Giovanni
"Crap."-Enrique
"Queer."- Giovanni

by EJ the prp April 16, 2008

Frustration Boner

When something is so frustrating, and you cannot possibly grasp it that it gives you a frustrating boner. It could be a math question that you can't wrap your head around, a tag on the back of your boxers that won't stop itching, etc.

Guy1: OH MY FUCKING GOD, the tag on the back of my shirt won't stop itching
Guy2: That's frustrating
Guy1: I have SUCH a frustration boner now

by fustorbutts January 21, 2009

boner

an erect blood filled penis. brought on my sexual arousion. the average male gets 3 a night while your sleeping. also known as erection, stiffy, chubby, hard on

that guy would stick his boner in anything with a hole

by me December 14, 2002

boob boner

An erect nipple, hard nipple, firm nipple, stimulated nipple, or just simply a case of hard nipple tightis.

Anytime its about to rain, Sally gets boob boners.

While porking that bitch last night, she got the biggest boob boners I've ever seen, I couldnt help but flick them.

by Ze Ruzsian Wo-Man May 12, 2007