cooked books

(n.) Incorrect accounts, where the values of work done is understated so that income taation is lower. Could also mean exploiting loopholes, which isn't illegal. See also cook the books

Sorry, Terry. He got caught putting his signature on cooked books and he had to fire him.

by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004

Book Pile

Slang term for a library public or otherwise coined by small town celebrity in Joliet, Il

"Man, I got so much homework, I'm heading to the book pile after class"

"That tall brunette at the Joliet Book Pile is hot as hell."

"My computers broken, I need to hit the Book Pile"

by J-Town J January 21, 2010

shaving the book

masturbation

Shaving the book has become a popular pastime in many Western European countries.

by TaibhseTaibhse October 6, 2009

Piano book.

A piano book, is a type of book you strongly dislike or find boring. A book that you would use to keep your couch, or your piano level, if one of the legs was short, because you have no other use for it.

Ugh, it is such a Piano book.

by thewank5 December 26, 2010

lurking the book

An activity in which you lurk people's shit on facebook.

guy 1: "what are you doing on that girls profile bro?"

guy 2: "oh you know, just lurking the book"!

by chadadadad October 4, 2010

Colon Book

A book with a colon in the title almost certainly indicating it contains information that must be taken as the gospel truth because it was likely written by some former executive, politician, ivy league graduate, or other inflated character.

"My Left Asscheek: A Revolutionary Insight Into The Things I Want To Discuss, and Is Only Credible To People Who Agree With Me" by Mas Sateb, PhD, former CEO of Hot Air, Inc.

Pretty much like that but with other words that make it sound like someone with a bullshit ivy league resume wrote it, and is therefore (assumed) worth listening to.

Mr. Jackass "resigned" as CEO, this probably means he's going to write a colon book on things he believes he's the authority on.

Monopoly Corporation has survived that scandal, I guess there will be a number of "tell all" colon books soon.

by Mas Sateb June 23, 2010

Train Book

A novel/book someone would read on the train, bus or other public transportation.
Known for it's lengthy and thick appearance.

Passenger - Look at that yuppie reading a train book.

by HiTHEREE April 25, 2009