uneven boobs

The struggle of having one breast larger than the other. Some people get it bad. Bras are like having one boob that is a turtle in a shell that's too big for it, and the other boob is a hermit crab that had outgrown his shell.

VS employee: we will take your measurements to get you the perfect bra.

person with uneven boobs: OH SURE RIGHT OK YA YOU DO THAT.

by emiliesfo June 17, 2016

Apple Boobs

Female breasts that appear to resemble a round sort of fruit, such as a ripe apple. This particular class of badonkadonk is of the highest place of honor and esteem, and anyone whose gaze should even fall upon such mammaries should consider themselves exceedingly lucky.

Gee, Charlie! That dame's sure got a hootin' pair a' apple boobs, now don't she?

by aPervyGeinocolgist February 6, 2017

Fantasy Boobs

Boobs that are so beautiful u don't believe it

I thought I saw Fantasy Boobs

by Jeff The Beast March 22, 2017

Baby Boober

A girl who has a fondness of acting like a cute baby prefferably with her boyfriend/ girlfriend in their alone time.

"My girlfriend is the cutest baby boober ever"
"Would you tell your girl to stop acting like such a baby boober mate"
"Aww, everybody loves the baby boober"

by Mcflurry Cake July 31, 2017

Gorilla Boobs

Gorilla Boobs are bulky human female breasts. These breasts are large, slightly hairy, and at a quick glance look like they should be attached to a gorilla.

"Did you see the breasts on her? She had gorilla boobs! Where's the zoo?"

by Miss Mia Wallace June 14, 2018

Roof boobs

Boobs so large they can be used for shelter.

Yo it’s fucking pouring out get under these roof boobs!

by MC3WOOD August 23, 2019

Balloon boobies

When a girls boobs are so huge that they literally look like 2 huge balloons

Bro1, dude have you seen Jamie’s tits

Bro2, yea man they look like balloon boobies

by Bigboynate April 27, 2020