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boat sex

Boat Sex is the act of inserting the male genitalia into the air intake of a boat engine.
Bob: I had boat sex yesterday, it felt really good!
Jeff: You're a fucking psychopath.
by Lorema06 August 17, 2021
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boat boner

The little man on the boat has a boat boner.

My girlfriend got a boat boner from watching The Notebook.
by The sailor August 1, 2013
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Front Of The Boat

1) The moment in which a person is so emotionally overwhelmed by an event, that they believe they are the central focus of that precise moment, disregarding their surroundings and sometimes gesticulating wildly, akin to Rose standing with Jack at the ship's bow in the 1997 film "Titanic".

2) Acting like a spastic.
"Man, that guy at the gig last night where the tables are? Singing and waving his f**king arms about? He must have thought he was at the front of the boat. Jesus.
by SimonSaysDoThis August 30, 2013
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pineapple boat

A term used when a guy is busting a nut so good it is like omg I have no other words to explain this bomb feeling. You are on another level during this time so it would be the first words that leave your mouth, so pineapple boat.
Pineapple boat. Nuffsaid.
by Dirty D and Nasty Z September 22, 2013
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mope boat

A person or people who complain or are generally negative in nature. A negative nancy of sorts.
Hey girl, quit being such a mope boat and get off your ass.
by moosemaster23 September 26, 2013
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Boat Oar

Dude, do you see that girl surrounded by 17 guys?
Yeah, man.
She's totally a boat oar.
by XBubbaBossX September 4, 2011
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John Boating

The act of a person lifting the penis and performing the same act as motor boating but doing so with the testicles.
Sally lifted my penis and John Boated me last nigh, it was the best John Boating ever.
by SuicideInkDemon June 27, 2023
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