vagina blood fart

The excretions caused by a flaggelation of the vaginal walls while a woman or menestrating hermaphrodite is bleeding through the vaginal cavity. They sound may mimic that of a normal queef, however the "VBF" is distinct in that the pitch is higher, and also the fluid excreted is of a thicker consistency. Additionally the pH level is 8.7 rather than a pH of 7, which is the consistency of your traditional vagina fart. Obviously there is a bloody residue left everywhere.

Due to the destructive nature of my girlfriends vagina bloodfarts, I did not forget my snorkle and goggles this evening. Last month the PH level of 8.7 ruined my contact lenses and stained my moustache red.

I am sure to be wary of the vagina blood fart, last week a cop accosted because there was a bloody trail of blood farts behind me. Therefore from now on I will use tampons and not maxi pads.

by Elizabeth Baker April 19, 2006

blood butter

Self explanitory...

...Blood-stained jizz.

Tony: I went to Africa, and an elephant gave me a blow job. I guided the elephant with my hands, opened my eyes, and all of a sudden, I was covered entirely with my own blood butter.

by erectism January 11, 2008

Blood Bath and Beyond

the gun super-store from a Simpson's episode.

"I have to get some towels and some general bathroom crap to decorate my new place."
"Well, let's go to Blood Bath and Beyond then. I have one of those 20% coupons they are always mailing me."

by ExpletiveGirl November 2, 2008

blol job

Laughing out loud during oral sex as a result of your partner's shortcomings.

I tried to send u a pic of this guy's dick last night but I don't have a zoom button. I ended up giving him a blol job.

by jenoduh May 7, 2009

bloblo

Use to describe the term where a line of blow is done off one's penis followed by a blow job. Primarily used as a better way to ask someone for said activity

I got the best bloblo from my girlfriend last night.

by NYCMitty August 30, 2010

Blood Alliance

An alliance between Clans in Mafia Wars. When the call to arms comes they will back you till the bitter end.
you fight =we fight.

blood, alliance, mafia wars,clan.blood alliance

by ═ςฬ=Dras October 13, 2010

blol

The origins of "blol" are still somewhat vague, but it has begun to replace "lol" in most texting and email use. the B could stand for "big", although some have speculated it could be "barely".

The other point of contention is how it's pronounced. Accepted pronunciations:

Blo-wel
Bel-oh-el

She smelled like tuna, blol.

And that was the last time we got to call him chinky, blol.

by Hadi September 24, 2012