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Blessing

Guy: Hey man do I have your blessing to ask your sister out?

Guy 2: Yeah man go ahead.
by Kypren November 28, 2021
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good morning god bless

Good morning god bless is where you eat your breakfast and drink your coffee whilst on the toilet and also listening to the fan because of its soothing sound.
John: *knocks on door* What are you doing in there??
Mike: ITS A GOOD MORNING GOD BLESS
by Tobba mf james May 27, 2018
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Good morning and God bless

When you take a shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Person 1: What's taking you so long?
Person 2: I'm doing a good morning and God bless.
Person 1: You're fucking weird dude.
by BambooSteen May 23, 2018
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Vatican blessing

When an ejaculation occurs on someones face then the ejaculatee draws a cross on the victims forehead with semen.
I gave her a vatican blessing right after church.
by Nitto October 17, 2017
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#blessed

A hashtag used to boast about your lifestyle, possessions, or status in life, hidden behind the guise of being divinely chosen by God.
Sitting on the porch of my mansion and planning a vacation to Hawaii. God is good. #blessed
by Defining Junk June 4, 2020
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Blessed Bobby

The best Twitter account to exist. All of his tweets are GOATED. Best Bobby Firmino account to exists.
WOW! Your tweets are Blessed Bobby standard atm.
by A random FT account November 10, 2020
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Good morning God bless

When you drink coffee, eat breakfast, and take a shit all ay the same time
Hold on I have to take a Good Morning God bless... Do you wanna come?
by BigMac-11 May 24, 2018
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