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belly blanket

a blanket for your belly after you ate a lot of turkey
Dang, im gonna need a belly blanket after all of this turkey
by KombatWombat November 15, 2018
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Meat Blanket

Foreskin- the skin covering the head of a cock
Hazza was rushed to the emergency department after getting his 'meat blanket' caught in the zipper of his acid wash Levi's.
by Ezy-G June 5, 2022
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minnesota mud blanket

when you smear shit all over an electric blanket, or a regular blanket, turn it on and heat it up, in microwave if blanket is not electric, sneak up on an unsuspecting victim and proceed to wrap them up, head to toe in your hot messy blanket. note: it is important to be shure to get the persons facial area totally smeared with the hot substance for max effect!
"dude, last night i got dan so good, i snuck up on him and gave him a wicked minnesota mud blanket!"
by D, wolfie, del December 31, 2012
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Cheesy blanket

A cheesy blanket is when one gets a thin sheets cheese and proceeds to put it on his/her partners asshole.
Aw man I fucking love cheese

P2 then boy o boy will you like this, its called a cheesy blanket! It's when yo-
Nah
by IronicDarkness December 4, 2017
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Guinea Pig in a Blanket

A woman who is used by virgins and sexually inexperienced males in order to learn how to satisfy another woman.
Prom is next week, and I don't know if my blow-up doll serves as an adequate Guinea Pig in a Blanket.
by Arnie Grape June 20, 2021
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blanketer

A person who stays in bed with multiple blankets it is called a blanketer
Josh isn't feeling so good he needs to stay in bed for a few days, or he'll won't feel that good. He needs to have multiple blankets its called a blanketer on him or else he'll be cold
by bgell December 29, 2010
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