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Virginia blanket

A Virginia blanket is another name for someone who sleeps all day
That guy is being a Virginia blanket rn
by Boneless soda October 18, 2025
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Goon Blanket

A blanket that you goon into.

Or a blanket that you bust a load into
"did you see Chad's new goon blanket?"
"I heard he's been blasting a lot of loads into it"
by Tokyo885 April 30, 2025
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Blanket tearing

When you are sleeping with someone and you roll over moving the blankets and get a waft of a fart that immediately causes tears to come to your face
I was soundly sleeping last night and when I pulled the blankets up over my shoulders I found myself blanket tearing.
by 5UBM15510N March 15, 2024
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Raider Blanket

The act of covering a softball mom with several wet frog togs after she's been out in the sun too long. This usually happens after she has been felched.
Jen fell asleep in the sun so we gave her a raider blanket after we felched her.
by raidermom23 August 23, 2015
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fur blanket

A sexual position in which the penis is placed in the partner's pubic or head hair.
Man, I was giving her a fur blanket, and I could tell she was using a new conditioner.
by snowpenguin September 14, 2014
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rookie blanket

a fine that every rookie has to pay at the beginning of the year at court to go towards some sort of team party.
the rookie blanket is 4$ and is due next practice
by anonymous April 14, 2024
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Blanket Time

The act of laying on top of someone so as to act as blanket of warmth. Usually leads to sex.
BLanket Time !

I performed blanket time on her.
by Cookies 4 cuddlez lol April 13, 2016
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