Bible brain

A condition whereby a person fully capable of intellectual discourse suspends his/her rational faculties.

Jack: You cannot see the wind so therefore you cannot prove it exists—but it's there! The same thing applies to god, he is everywhere even though we can't see him.
Jill: On the contrary, we can feel the wind and see it carrying particles. We can't 'see' it in the traditional sense but—
Pete: Jill, ju-just, just, don't worry about it. Jack's suffering from bible brain.

by free-thinker June 13, 2012

Bible of Misogyny 21:21

Treat her like dirt and you won't get hurt

Bible of Misogyny 21:21 :Treat her like dirt and you won't get hurt

by Définer777 August 9, 2021

The bible

1. A ridiculous attempt to add validity to an equally ridiculous set of beliefs held by gullible, subservient, pseduo-masochistic, child fucking , soap box carrying, back woods dwelling people to convince mainly themselves and the like that thier imaginary friend is real because the bible is thought to be the inherent word of God the omnipotent, omnipresent, douche bag that is so powerful yet remains indifferent to the suffering of kids who are molested and abused, the millions who sleep out side, & those who are born into violence, and dispare.

2. A step by step guide to becoming a racist, ignorant, judgmental, arrogant, piece of shit that non Christians can't stand to be around, because you all are dripping In fraud, your either aware your living a bullshit existence which makes you a sociopath, or your just too fucking stupid and are incapable of critical though, problem solving, and thinking for yourself.

I cannot believe so many people still believe that the bible is a literal work of God.

By now you would think that people would realize that from cover to cover the bible is on lie after another.

Professing belief in the bible is a sure fire way to lose every shred of credibility you possessed.

by 60x6 March 12, 2019

Biblewit

Biblewit

A person whose wisdom is based on irrationally following one or more 'holy' books, and derivative concepts such as creationism.
Someone having a negative IQ

'The god botherers were around again earlier, like total biblewits'

by white squirrel October 8, 2011

Bible Banger

A sausage, first called "Bible Banger" in Antioch c. 50 A.D.

Scottish Atheist: Hoot mon! What are ye havin' for breakfas'?

Baptist: Bible Bangers and Cock-a-Leekie Soup. But I just woke up, and I'll have to be at me Bible for a few minutes first. Bible before Bible Bangers, I always say.

Scottish Atheist: Aye, yer a foookin Bible Banger.

Baptist: Not so! Those ones in yon fryin' pan next to the pot o' Cock-a-Leekie soup is Bible Bangers. Shall I cook one up for ye, Friend Atheist?

by I. Wagner November 10, 2008

Biler

A person who vegetates, wastes space and takes up oxygen.

Biling - the actions of a biler.

Bill didn't go to the party because he was taking notes from a class he might take next year. He's a biler.

by Fudosan October 7, 2009

Bible Study

Bible Study is when kids called Mildred, Kathy, Bennet, Marcanthony, and December go to an abandoned building and sniff cocaine as well as do other crazy ass white people drugs.

"Hey Mildred you coming to Bible Study this Friday?"
"Wouldn't miss it Marcanthony. I am so ready to praise the lord and do a line of cocaine!"

by Vanilla Water November 8, 2017