Beef n Beans

Reference to the cock and balls. Usually used in a sexual manner.

She was horny last night. Wanted my beef n beans.

by Eaton Holgoode May 9, 2018

Beef Poppers

Big, beefy testicles. Heavy hangers.

Rachel loves to suck my beef poppers.

My beef poppers were smacking against her taint.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

beef squash

A squashing of you & another’s beef; making amends

I’m so glad Selena & Demi had their beef squash.

Are you gonna meet me for a beefsquash?

by theoneandonlydicktionary September 10, 2018

Beef Truffles

A massive, beefy shit one takes after engorging on Brazilian red meats at a Brazilian steakhouse. Hallmarked by the accompanying beefy farts.

I ate so much meat at the Brazilian steakhouse last night at our company party that I was dropping beef truffles at 35,000 ft on my flight home. The pilot almost had to drop the oxygen masks for passenger relief.

by Eaton Holgoode December 14, 2018

Beef Twerp

Shitting a little bit on accident while farting in a bathtub.

I had just drawn a hot bath and was soaking my tired muscles when I did a beef twerp and a brown slick bubbled to the surface.

by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2019

Beef Jerkies

Another name for a hand job.

I don't know if I am ready for sex, how about beef jerkies?

by Powpowjanet June 22, 2019

Beef jerky in the morning

Absurdly early in the morning. See also zero dark thirty, asscrack or buttcrack of dawn, dark o'clock or stupid o'clock

"I need a power nap. I'm not used to being up at beef jerky in the morning."
"Bro, this better be important – it's beef jerky in the morning here."

by freezerbee August 1, 2019