milky beard

(n.) A hairy muff that's been jizzed on.

I splooged so much that her vagina looked like a milky beard.

by sky ^ November 5, 2010

carrot beard

The long root portion of a carrot that looks like long stringy hairs. Usually removed prior to eating, but enjoyed by others because of its gross appearance.

This carrot has a super long carrot beard.

by PottedBamboo May 6, 2019

Key beard

When you try to type key board but your fingers are retarded.

My key beard is broken
I accidentally typed key beard instead of key board and my friend makes fun of me now

by MelonSmasher29 February 24, 2023

Bearded Oyster

Another word for Vagina

e.g Lets think of a name for a vagina hmm I know Bearded Oyster

by Quinn Battlecloud August 25, 2017

pant beard

Female pubic hair escaping out of the side of her underwear due to failure to trim and landscape on a regular basis

Ooh bab, remind me to get me pant beard done before Benidorm

Fucking hell bab, you best sort out ya pant beard, ya look like you're harbouring bin laden

by Superbells May 15, 2017

beard shmear

The act of eating a girl out and she queefs out vaginal discharge (possibly solidified) and you proceed to dry off her vagina with your beard.

"What's that smell?"

"Last night I beard shmeared this fat bitch and I haven't washed it yet....I can taste it.."

by Fat Susie February 24, 2014

under-beard

The ungroomed pubic hair of a man. See also "noseless under-beard."

Paul was swimming when his suit was pulled down, revealing to all of us his barbaric under-beard.

by DIRob August 14, 2010